English Tree Tv

A goofy ahh channel about learning letters, colors, numbers, and more

Did i forget to mention the pfp? The pfp is a oak tree with a face.

English Tree TV is brainrot! Why are you watching it?

by Ganado June 6, 2025

English Class

The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue

Guy1 : English Class sucks!
Guy2: i know, the teacher makes us write an essay on 1 line of a poem

by Dexter_39764 August 24, 2023

English Fucker

A person from the 70s UK who's into punk rock.

Look at that English Fucker's dress, ugh!

by 0bv1ouS January 6, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

English Pancake

The act of titty fucking a large, hairy breasted male.

You better be wearing your goggles because your face is getting an English Pancake tonight!!

by simpsonphan September 28, 2014

English or Spanish

A challenge of who can stand completely still, the loser is in most cases called Gay for losing.

Person 1: English or Spanish

Person 2: English

Person 1: Whoever moves first is gay
(Both stop moving)

by 88th Fox August 17, 2024

English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021