turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

wiener brain

Another way of saying "dickhead". It can be used in situations where cursing is frowned upon. ie - certain people in the office, in front of grandma, in front of children

"Dad, Johnny keeps stealing my crayon."
"Johnny, stop taking his crayons and quit being a wiener brain!"

"Did you meet your sister's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he seems like a real... (granny stares) wiener brain."

by JJGene December 19, 2011

Small Brain

Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.

Small Brain Human: How do apple seeds go up the tree?
Big Brain Humans:🤦🏼 ♀️

by *rebuilds dick* December 10, 2019

Bard Brain

An aficionado of the works of William Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon, England, 1564-1616. Self-explanatory, not meant to denigrate.

Bard brains everywhere will appreciate the local production of Hamlet, from December 16th at the Town Hall.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

doody brain

Same thing as a shithead or a fucking moron, either fit very well. One who's head is filled with excrement and cannot make intelligent decisions. A Douche, dildo or jack ass.

My friend Barratt is a fucking doody brain.

by Fisty McGee August 2, 2006

Brewer Brain

Characteristic of the phenomenon experienced by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer during a televised debate in advance of the 2010 mid-term elections.

Man, I was right in the middle of telling her the ferret joke when I got hit with Brewer Brain!

by weazelmeat November 14, 2010

Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

by Exonence July 19, 2011