train wreck

When a club DJ plays two tracks that just do not mix well.
Hence the term train wreck.
by HPAVC November 27, 2003
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fail train

A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
by John 'PJB' Bargman August 31, 2007
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Thomas The Train

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
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train whore

a person who takes the earlier train to school with his "cooler" friends than the normal train with his real friends
man, jack is such a train whore
by leeebs April 27, 2011
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ane train

The act of 3 or more men having anal sex. all at the same time connected.
man 1 has sex with man 2. man 2 has sex with man 3. man 3 has sex with man 4. man 4 has sex with man 5. all at the same time. hence, the ane train
by toad39 August 15, 2006
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Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.
Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
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Bae in training

Someone who is 2nd to "The Bae"
Bae in training is trying to make her/himself my number one.
by Paul Revere Walker June 11, 2014
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