Wet Nickel

The occasional putrid odor of the female sex orifice can best be described by the smell of “wet nickel”. Sometimes your boy just comes back from a scandalous fuck smelling of that wet nickel.

Brandon keeps bustin that wet nickel

by Brooookiecoookie March 19, 2019

wet sanding

Wet sanding is the sexual in nature. It involves a man and a women or 2 men. This must be done at a beach in which one partener performs felatio on a penis and that individual puts their penis in the sand and then penetrates a vagina or an anus

I was wet sanding the shit out of nasty Nate while he was watching the sun rise.

by Eurotrashrabbit October 4, 2013

Wet balaclava

Wet Balaclava - Noun - a colloquium to describe the type of beating you get when it's raining and you're up the Shankill

Eoin made a mistake and took a walk up the Shankill. He ended up in the hospital after a wet balaclava

by NothingButBant July 29, 2016

Wet hotdog

A penis that has ejaculated into a vagina or rectum during sex.

Hit me with your wet hotdog daddy!

by BeastEJ September 13, 2018

wet mady

the smell on a towel that reminds you of someone named mady who went into a pool without chlorine and only half dried when they got out, kinda like a dog. it’s a very moist smell. it is not a form of drugs only a simple towel. although the towel is wet, it’s not dripping and has no form of any sort of chlorine on it. it is also a familiar smell and once smelt will definitely be recognized as a wet mady.

1)
bro #1? “what is that smell bro?”
bro #2 “not sure bro”
bro #1 “i think it’s a wet mady bro”
bro #2 “oh bro that’s a damn good smell”
bro #1 “oh ik bro

by big daddy ftw November 7, 2018

wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022