shed a tear for Nelson 

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

shed a tear for Nelson by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

tear up 

to dominate at something. to be the best

"yeah i tear up at chess" says greg.

"no way greg. man your mum tears up in bed" replies rhys

tear up by mordecai kelly November 1, 2007

Tear Gas 

A highly irritant substance commonly used by cops to push back peaceful protestors.
You've got to be a shitty person either to use it, or to order soldiers to use it.

A: "If you were facing protests regarding a worldwide scandal regarding cops killing a black guy, what would you do?"
Trump: "Oh thats easy! Let's have cops commit even more violence against people by using tear gas against them. That's totally not gonna increase the amount of hate people carry towards them for what they did."

Tear Gas by all-poweful Shaggy June 9, 2020

Teardrop 

The universal symbol used in male jewelry to indicate the owner is currently dealing with obsessed women in his life who he wants none of. The jewelery is used as a warning to other brothers out there and as a ploy for the bitches to show he is sorry for the tears he is causing.

Friend 1: "Yo my dude eskay, why are you rockin the teardrop round your neck?"

Eskay: "Son, straight up bitches be crying, Early"

Teardrop by DafifthV September 4, 2009

Rip and Tear

the last words a demon hears before being headshotted by Issabelle from Animal Crossing with a double-barrel

Doomguy; Issabelle, have my shotgun.
Issabelle; Its time to RIP AND TEAR
Demons; Ah fuck

Rip and Tear by cesky April 24, 2020

*tear 

shows the feeling of someone being sad or crying.
the concept of being sad.

My dog just died. *tear.

*tear by Moopladoo February 24, 2008

FISHER TEAR 

IS A MEDICAL TERM FOR AN ANAL TEAR COMMONLY CAUSED BY CABANA BOYS IN FLORIDA WHILE YOU ARE ON VACATION..

A FAMOUS EXAMPLE IS A SHOP FOREMAN FROM AMARILLO, TEXAS WHO RECENTLY SPENT SOME TIME IN FLORIDA. UPON RETURNING HOME HE DEVELOPED AN UNUSUAL FEAR OF DEFICATING!!!! AFTER A QUICK TRIP TO THE CLINIC HE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A FISHER TEAR..

FISHER TEAR by PARTS DEPT March 12, 2012