A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
by mark6321 August 17, 2023
Get the Doodle Tearmug. When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
Get the Tail of Tearsmug. When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .
by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024
Get the Dragon Tearsmug. by PomuHub December 17, 2024
Get the Incel Tearsmug. A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025
Get the Tear Hoggermug. The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022
Get the The Rip and Tear Circumcisionmug. by 7leafclover January 23, 2017
Get the Yak-tearsmug.