take a squirt

Hey man, pull over somewhere.. I gotta take a squirt.
by slim playboy May 14, 2020
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take a number

useful when someone is complianing about a phenomenon almost every other human in the world has to endure.
A: Ah, man, I hate work!
B: Dude, take a number.
by tiffany October 15, 2004
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take a number

Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.
I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".
by Think October 13, 2004
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Take a T

When someone says something you don't like or annoying and you want them to be quiet, you can say, "Take a T." This comes from "timeout." In other words, its another way of saying, "Dude, settle down." , "Come on, don't say that." or Bro, thats not cool." Take a T: its that easy. When you get familiar with the saying, it can be abbreviated to "T."
Friend: Ugh, I hate that teacher she's so mean.
You: Take a T, dude, she's right behind you.

Friend: I dare you to do a backflip.
You: Take a T, I'm not doing that. I don't wanna hurt myself.
by NikS. October 23, 2014
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take it to the face

The thing you should not say to your dear friend's boss at a holiday fundraiser.
"Tyler likes to take it to the face, if you know what I mean." *wink*
by Jesie December 07, 2007
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take a trump

To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent
To take a Trump:

Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws

Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.

Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement

Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die

CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.
by Rogerdodgerer October 01, 2016
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