ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham

Jordan’s wife is a Ham Beast.

by RoxyB April 28, 2021

throwin ham

The act of masturbating furiously

i was throwin ham last night and then my mom walked in and she took my computer n threw it out the window

by awesomesmosh1 November 13, 2013

Ms Ham

Rachel Huffman, but we all know her as Ms. Ham. Known throughout as the greatest teacher to ever teach at Langston Charter Middle. She might have taught English, but more importantly she taught us life lessons, skills, and girl advise to a class of 8th grade boys that desperately needed it. Might be a bit of a grammar natzi at times but it’s kinda her job to. In a school of all of bland teachers and not so fun times (*COUGH*HORRIBLE) she might have been the one redeeming thing about that place and be the class we waited for all day to come. She might have her rough days but you really can’t blame her considering who she has to put up with all day everyday. She showed us that teachers really can care about their students and have fun teaching, a quality not many teachers do have. Retiring in 2019 she will leave a legacy as the greatest teacher to every teach in LCMS

Ex: Ms Ham is the best teacher

by Former lcms student June 26, 2019

Ham dunk

A female form of tea bagging someone.

To ham dunk someone is to put their flappy fanny in someone's face

by V1cks July 8, 2018

Ham & Jam

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.

Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.

by MaleHandle February 27, 2020

Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.

Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂

by Awe LTD October 7, 2020

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023