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bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."
by Chise Patt May 9, 2009
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A Stoner

A person that smokes Pot or does other types of drugs.

A person that is imspired by getting high.

A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.

It makes sex better!!!!!!
Dude 1: Dude lets go smoke some pot man so i can watch that thing in the corner move around it looks like it is alive but i don't want to get to close it because it might crawl at me with its front leg.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.
by qzn August 4, 2009
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hippie stoner moment

When you or you friend has a moment so completely ridiculous, they must be high. Even funnier when you're friend is straigtedge.
David: So Bob told me he likes Lilac now.
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!
by hippie_queen February 21, 2008
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Honorary Stoner

A person who like stoner things but does not smoke weed. One who chills with, talks like, acts like, and anything a stoner does but doen't smoke. Ressons can be because of differant things from not wanting to get busted to not being able to hold in smoke because of lung problems.
I am a 'Honorary stoner'.
by honorarystonerman October 4, 2010
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synonyms: stoner

Somebody who enjoys smoking a lot of marijuana then eating and passing out.
George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.

Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker
by that-stoned-bitch December 1, 2013
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Magyver Stoner

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.
jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"
by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009
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Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.
John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?
by Caleo :P July 4, 2021
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