Stevened

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Steven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Steven.
My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Stevened
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Stevened

Tearing your anus while doing a neat stunt/trick.
Did you see how he landed on that fence. Definitely stevened himself.
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Stevened

"Oh Damn....... you've been Stevened!!!!"
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Steady Steven

The Steven that’s always steady at things doing school before lunchtime..
Hey Steady Steven, would you mind handing me the sodium hydroxide for our beaker?, Steady Steven, will you gently activate the projector for the state capital presentation point sheet??, Steady Steven dance with us to this new PinkPatheress song! Steady Steven, would you be interested in joining 2 clubs for club rush at LCC this year! Remember that new kid from Junior year?, Yeah he’s nice and it’s Steady Steven he transferred to our school on March 4th 2022… he’s been here for two years now… thrillingly to ask some nice and random questions to him about the nice things!
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Steven Giuffrida

Steven Giuffrida is so low standard.
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
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Steven Universe

The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific
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