spankday

the anniversary of the day you joined spank

september 11th is my spank day, I would have been here three years

by Sanity May 3, 2003

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

sprankle

1. a term to describe sprained ankle.

1. man 1: hey do you want sprankles?

man 2: what are sprankles?
(man 1 proceeds to kick man 2 in the ankles)

by Lyfeluver August 27, 2011

Shrank

When your favorite pants shrink in the dryer and you still want to wear them so consequentially your balls hurt the next day from wearing them.

:"Man why you walkin' so funny?"
::"Yo man I got some major shrank going on right now."

by The_Defineanator July 26, 2014

C-Spank

the act of spanking ones Cock on anothers ass.

I C-Spank that bitch!!

by RDRR12356 May 18, 2009

spranking

To Anally insert a vegetable

You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!

by TheNameless April 20, 2004

spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 22, 2006