Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)

Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

by ToadNipps November 30, 2020

corn spaghetti

Putting a soft dick in a shitty ass hole

I’m sorry I didn’t last so long. I had corn spaghetti for the rest of the time.

by Hotmuffin6969 November 15, 2017

spaghetty

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.

I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Italian Spaghetti twist

During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.

Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!

by Exo-Thermic October 22, 2022

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 27, 2024

spaghetti burn

The ring around your lips after you eat spaghetti

Vash: novi! Your spaghetti burn is never gonna wash off!

by Sidebhero February 19, 2024