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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti in a condommug.

spaghetti draw

When you take a toke off off a joint like you are sucking up a piece of spaghetti
He damn near smoked half the joint in one spaghetti draw.
by Sprocket Davis August 14, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti drawmug.

dank spaghetti

a fucking awesome youtuber who posts some really random shit like roblox and shitposts
i fucking hate dank spaghett
i fucking LOVE dank spaghetti
by random baller May 29, 2022
mugGet the dank spaghettimug.

spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
by GLT75 May 31, 2019
mugGet the spaghetti smoochmug.

Devil's spaghetti

How was your day yesterday

Good we did the devil's spaghetti
by L0cus.t December 21, 2021
mugGet the Devil's spaghettimug.

Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy
Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!
by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018
mugGet the Super Spaghetti Septembermug.

spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
mugGet the spaghetti monstermug.

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