Scott morrison

An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)

How good is Australia? - scott morrison

by how good is corruption? October 13, 2020

Snotted

To laugh so hard that snot comes flying out of your nose.

When April slipped off the diving board, Taryn busted out laughing, launching a ball of snot into the pool.

"Guys," she said, still giggling, "I snotted in the pool!"

by Nick (the last cowboy) July 8, 2009

Snotty

A snotty is a glass pipe used for smoking marijuana generally, though i have heard people using it to smoke crack cocaine.

Hey andrew, you got your snotty on you?

by Harry November 23, 2004

Scotty

Someone who doth not know.

He is an amazing person with a great personality, who makes everyone happy but he knows not how great of a friend, lover, and family member he really is. He is handsome, funny, outgoing and has a great aura to him. Also can be referred to as: Piggeh.

Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Scotty: -Hugs tightly and tells her it will all be alright, making up a clever joke to make her smile then walks away.-

Jane: Awe he's such a Scotty.

by o0ScottyLover0o February 15, 2012

Snotting

Snotting is the act of blowing a load into the counter party mouth. The load travels up and out of their nose causing exeessive amounts of snot to ejaculate about the nostrils

Examples of the word of Snotting in use

“Dawg, I snotted her last night.”

“He fucking snotted me last night ugh”

by Snottyboi June 24, 2018

Scottish Turner

The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.

English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.

by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008

Scott 'Em

Almost identical in meaning to "Got 'Em." However, it is often used sarcastically to show complete failure.

After an amazing headshot: "Scott 'Em!"

After failing a test: "Scott 'Em!"

by Panther-Snake May 2, 2010