smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.

life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table

by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018

Smart

Dumb

You are so smart you got it wrong

by YEETing boss 3000 August 9, 2019

Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday

Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉

by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021

jungle smart

an alternative to street smart, but relating to knowledge about the tropical, forest, nature, etc.

This is definition is inspired by Alexia St(upid)erescu.

You need jungle smart to capable of surviving in the jungles.

by narclas September 12, 2017

Smart

Something I'm not.

I wish I was smart

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023