simpgrooming

The act of grooming a guy into becoming a simp and approaching/making a fuss over every woman he sees. asking each if he can take them out on dates. Not specifically for the purpose of a potential relationship, but in order to benefit the woman. Usually performed online in forums or Youtube comments.

A simp groomer will use patronizing terms like

"looks don't matter"

"aww just keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
"you're not ugly"
"when are men going to man up and ask us out?"

Simpgrooming is actually a turnoff for men, and can be dangerous.

J: "I've asked 1000 girls this week if I can take them on an expensive date! None have said yes, but I have to keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
T: "dude, who's simpgrooming you"

by Based Fiend August 20, 2023

danger sip

To take a swig of a beverage and follow it up by suddenly jerking your head backwards almost as if you were just shot in the face with a shotgun.

"Hey Robbo did you watch the footy last night?"
"Yeah mate it was heckers, how good was Dusty's post-match danger sip though during Cotchy's interview"
"Ahahaha fuck yeah, absolute mad cunt he is"

by The Schneiderman June 3, 2017

Dong sister

2 female friends who have touched the same dong. No p in v or blowies required. The female version of Eskimo brothers.

Chloe stuck Sean's dong in her mouth and Beth gave it a handy. Now Chloe and Beth are dong sisters.

by DSLYFE June 11, 2017

Young Sinatra

Young Sinatra is one of Logic’s, America rapper, alter-egos. He went by this name mainly in his first four released mixtapes. His fans use this name to refer to his style of rap from his earlier mixtapes. The name is also used to refer to Logic himself before releasing any albums (Aka. 2009-2013)

Man I wish Logic would drop some Young Sinatra stuff again. I miss those days.

by Machiniak May 23, 2018

farmer sisters

when you and another person hoe around with the same person. (farmers use hoes, yanno?)

Oh my god, you talked to Parker too? I guess that makes us farmer sisters!

by nattychamp123 October 11, 2018

boon size

How big are bobs

Baba what ur boon size oooh

by Bernhard Riemann December 5, 2018

Mexican Sidewalk

A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????

Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.

Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?

Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*

by Dr Thwack March 2, 2019