Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
by urmum100 December 13, 2018
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Get the Shrek 6 mug.This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Get the You're the Donkey to my Shrek mug.shrek is a lovely green, tall ogre. He lives in a swamp with his beautiful wife Fiona. He loves to eat eye balls and make candles with his ear wax. He has 2 cup like ears that poke of the sides of his head and he has a big nose. he wears a white tunic with a small toga like vest over his shoulders. he is very tall and most villagers are afraid of him, although he is nothing to be afraid of. the word shrek comes from the the german word ‘Schreck’ and it means Fright or Terror.
by imfiona September 8, 2018
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