Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009

5 second rule

If food drops on the ground, you're still allowed to eat it if it's only been on the ground for 5 seconds or less.

Person 1: Oh shit I dropped my pizza slice
Person 2: 5 second rule!
Person 1: *eats pizza*

by joveblue July 10, 2004

second cousin

a child of a first cousin

My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.

by arkitek December 28, 2005

hot second

A long-ass time. Cool people say it.

Damn, I haven't used good toilet paper in a hot second. My butthole forgot about that shit.

by funky&cute May 11, 2016

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003

second cup

JuxtaPositionYou: The Second Cup is NOT owned by Starfucks (and thank Christ for that). This is readily apparent in the fact that Second Cup's coffee is actually GOOD.

by buzznut October 13, 2003

Second Floor

When your girlfriend is in there taking a shit and you sit on her lap and take a shit.

My boo was using the bathroom so I had to use the second floor.

by Paul IR Win April 4, 2009