by sum.fukn.dude February 27, 2024
#1 The One who wanted to be God cause God rulz! But ended up his own cuckold. Now he spends every waking minute pretending to be a winner. His time is almost over.
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
Me# Satan, ur not welcome here!
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
by -dipshit November 21, 2022
Floppa is Satan
by Eatabigmac January 22, 2022
Donald John Trump. The 45th president of The United States Of America. Singlehandedly divided America and basically created a cold Civil War between the democrats and republicans, corrupted the entirety of the right side, and further plans to ruin the USA's economy with project 2025.
He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.
He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.
Donald Trump is literally Satan
by all-hail-cthulhu July 26, 2024