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Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.
by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021
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buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
by gossip rat December 2, 2020
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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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Santa

Santa! He’s a big fat chubby fellow, very nice!p and joyful!His full name is Santa Claus 🎅,He appears on the most happiest holiday! Christmas 🎄!
You don’t know that holiday? Every night.....while your sleeping Santa come into your house! And checks if you on the naughty list or nice! If your on naughty you won’t get presents 😔 BUT if you on the nice list you will! 😆

To be on the nice list make sure to be nice ALL year!
Christmas- December 25
LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE! I wonder if he gave me any presents! I’ve been good all year!
by Nataliiiiiiiii April 7, 2021
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santa

a big fat red and white dude that delivers billions of presents overnight
oh wow its santa!
by caligulove68 December 4, 2023
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
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Santa

A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
Guy friend :Hey Santa is a very beautiful girl with such an amazing personality, you should ask her out?
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
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