Santa Claus

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020

Santa's Sack

When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl

I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night

by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020

Santa

Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach

Gay dude: is santa cool?

Straight dude: nah he lesbian

by Hvalbingeron May 20, 2018

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1: 19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

Santa

The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this

by Sir.Person August 31, 2020

The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .

Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause

by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018

Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.

Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.

by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021