Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background

In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.

by Yiteziah July 24, 2021

russian buffet

a bunch of shirtless, male and female russian people line up sitting down while vodka is being poured into there belly button and comes out there ass. they then proceed to kiss

Did you hear about the russian buffet about to happen?
Yeah, Osama bin Laden is in it.
Isn't he dead?
Yeah

by Osama bin Ladens's stepson July 24, 2021

russian applause

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female

Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause

by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021

Russian carpool

When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.

Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.

by rosewilting August 31, 2021

Russian Button

Butthole with hemorrhoids.

I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic

by Sue Doughnim June 24, 2021

Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…

I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*

by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022

Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.

We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!

by celery godulus December 30, 2021