rule 69 

No sex allowed.

Can I touch your vageena?

No.

Rule 69

rule 69 by aknowtherulez June 23, 2008

Rule 51

A rule stating that any swear word or phrase can and should be be replaced with DragonBall Z characters, when in the presence of siblings.

1: My printer just died!!!!1!1111!!!1!! NAMEK!

2: What?

1: Little sis is in the room, rule 51.

Rule 51 by Mottman August 23, 2010

Rule 1802 

A West Point rule that states:

Plebes, under any circumstances, can not pwn ANYONE. This rule can not be ignored, changed, broken, or countered. A plebe is anyone who has joined West Point less than a year ago.

Plebe: *wins an argument*

Upperclassman: Rule 1802

Plebe: *Begins doing push-ups*

Rule 1802 by uscc January 26, 2009

Rule-S 

The more Guilty they are,the more Sensitive they are to the Truth.

Must have got pretty close to the truth,to get 'em so riled-up!Rule-S,Yo.

Rule-S by Waboa February 5, 2009

Rule Number 2 

Keith is a dick

Mr. Keith was being bitched at about a students grade and responded with, rule number 2

Rule Number 2 by theceo November 30, 2011

Rule 72 

everyone is secretly gay/lesbian. no exceptions.

Guy1: that chick is hot
Guy2:Rule 72....
Guy1:but maybe...
Guy2: don't even try to argue with Rule 72. no exceptions.

Rule 72 by ThatCrazyGuy November 24, 2010

Rule 34I 

Rule 34I is used in conversations. If porn is brought up in a conversation someone can say Rule 34I. The conversation is then brought back to the point of time that porn was not mentioned and no one can talk about porn for 15 min.

Guy1: hey whats up man, wonderful weather where having.

Guy2: nothing much man you?

Guy1: well i just saw this awesome porno the other day.

Guy2: Rule 34I

Guy1: um.............. wonderful weather where having.

Guy2: Thats what i thought you said.

Rule 34I by sterlingclover July 28, 2012