by Chad stephens December 11, 2020

Choosing to rub a cat exclusively with your left hand, reserving the right hand for touching everything else. Mainly useful for people avoiding allergies.
by alpacasaurusrex April 11, 2015

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger
by Tasthlai August 6, 2021

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

A women's circle jerk; when a group of women gather in a circle and rub each other's clitorises to sexually pleasure one another, preferably to completion.
by Phteven with a ph March 22, 2025

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
