Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

by scrotumloverboy July 2, 2011

Ginger Rooted

When you peel a near out of date ginger root and ram it in your asshole so it doesnt go to waste. Time inside to be noted!

"HEY MATT" "OH HEY GUYS, LAST NIGHT I GINGER ROOTED MY LITTLE SHIT PIPE FOR 9 SECONDS! THATS GOTTA BE A RECORD?"

by Crowbagoftheday2 December 6, 2019

U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods

Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted

by NoobScrub February 19, 2019

roasted sweet chestnuts

Ohjiro's favorite.

Ohjiro: "Thank you father. These are my favorite." -_-

by Jolt327 June 2, 2004

Rooster cog-burn

An asshole with longhair that goes to clubs with his friends and only gets guys numbers.

Wow we went to the club with john and he got like 12 guys numbers and no girls. Hes such a rooster cog-burn

by Kfedex123433 November 24, 2011

roost

To get up and leave.

"Are we roosing to another pub?"

by Gaz May 30, 2003

Roost

Verb. To smoke any substance, usually marijuana.

The word is commonly used when smoking bongs.

Roost a p, broo.

by smokeweederrday March 15, 2011