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that rump is roasting

When a person's bootyis so big and popping out of their jeans, that a person finds it attractive.
Hey check out Lisa!! That rump is roasting and her ass is fine!
by JoyceeT June 23, 2008
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Roast

When you can say "owned" afterwards, that is a roast ma dudes
by Roaster1337 October 15, 2017
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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
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nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.
eg. he nut-roasted
by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014
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Roasts

when somebody irritates or annoys you, you roast them.

An insult or diss
roasts: An insult or diss. e.g.

Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass

you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”

so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
by A bucket of loneliness November 19, 2020
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Octo-Roast

1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!

2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!
1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!

2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!
by Captain Clap November 5, 2009
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Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.
Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.
by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016
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