Someone who is so stupid beyond belief that you actually can't begin to fathom it. They have smoked and drunk themselves retarded, and have not gone to school since the 3rd grade. A Tyler will spend all hours of the day playing dumb violent video games, and only stop and think about the contents of their bellybutton or how big that girls tits are. Anyone that spells the word "really" wrong or thinks Geography is the study of blowing up Arabs, they are probably a Tyler.
"Ey gurl yew so buittefull yu make my hart beet blud." "Dude you're such a Tyler Ritter."
"Ah man, how do you spell 'cat'?" "T-Y-L-E-R R-I-T-T-E-R"
"What comes number comes after 3? Is it AK-47?" "Get your brain checked, you may be a Tyler Ritter."
"Ah man, how do you spell 'cat'?" "T-Y-L-E-R R-I-T-T-E-R"
"What comes number comes after 3? Is it AK-47?" "Get your brain checked, you may be a Tyler Ritter."
by thelaughingbuddha June 3, 2013
Get the Tyler Ritter mug.Paul Brown Ritch made a school. 2 of them. An elementary and a middle. school containing 3 main groups. Black Girls, Black Guys, and trashy white boys that think they're thugs bc they know bad words and don't own belts. 4 if you count the Others (LGBT, Awkwards, A little bit of both). The school doesn't really live up to its name, P.B.. The only sinks with warm water are the Art room and the nurse. They can't even afford hot water and recess. The main groups of students are clearly visible. The 6th graders that are usually the rude types that try to act ghetto and bring condoms to school that they use as balloons, and the sixth graders that are filled with hope in their 1st year and leave with depression, anxiety, while being scarred both emotionally and physically. When a teacher gets on to them for something, the 6th graders lie and act way more offended then when they are called gay. Their are an unequal mixture of teachers that are great and those who make you contemplate suicide. 8th grade teachers are chill though. Some try but fail. And this includes the substitutes of which some are great while others spit out racial slurs, cuss, and those who are like sixty but dress like college students who got dressed in the dark to go to a rave. 4/10
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Get the jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker mug.Any measurement defined by the width of three fingers.
Most commonly used as a measurement for the amount of alcohol for one to consume, but is also a lesser known medical term.
Most commonly used as a measurement for the amount of alcohol for one to consume, but is also a lesser known medical term.
1. How much of that beer are you going to scull if you get this wrong?
...I'll put a ritchie on it
2. The doctor used a ritchie to check for inflammation
...I'll put a ritchie on it
2. The doctor used a ritchie to check for inflammation
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Get the Rite mug.Greg- "Yo, anybody know where I can get some snow?
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