quirk

to sneeze and fart at the same time

Dude, did you just quirk?

by bibifbabyy December 1, 2009

Quirk

The male equivalent of a queef.

Taryn you're a retard

I quirked

by Drappi July 18, 2009

quink

A very incompetent kinky homosexual attorney.

Wears the same dirty smelly wrinkled suit to every court appearance. Has lispy stuttering problem. Hiring that quink for my divorce was the worst mistake in my life.

by fredo1212 April 19, 2006

quack

An online or e-slut who will often prey and stalk pre-pubescent teen boys via the internet.

Quack and nightfall cyber while playing WoW.

by Tom Bolton November 4, 2006

quack

A pseudomedical "professional" who earnestly believes in their products or procedures (as opposed to a fraud, who knows he is full of shit and just wants to make money), which in actuality are of dubious merit and are possibly injurious.

(Name) the quack (my chiropractor)
Was a squat little ape
With a mouse's voice
And a pigeon's gait

by Anon343 March 16, 2008

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003

quack

To claim possession of something for when you return, such as a seat. Short hand for the phrase "quack quack I get my seat back"

Counter arguments include:
1. Move your feet, lose your seat
2. Cluck, cluck, I don't give a fuck!

Abby gets up from the couch and says, "Quack!"
Abby has 'quacked' her seat, thus no one else can take it.

by Savannah Cheyenne February 18, 2008