Puppy de Mayo

A puppy's celebration of cinco de mayo and only for puppies which involves piñatas,pin the tail on the donkey, milk bones, and puppies wearing sombreros. A puppy's favorite holiday.

Madelyn: Hey Paul what's up?

Me: Nothing much. Just getting my puppy ready for puppy de mayo.

Tim: maglerts

Brett: you are one crazy bone piece.

by Paul Munda December 6, 2012

waxing your puppy

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

by patissweet September 8, 2005

Put the puppy in the bucket

A phrase invented by comedian Patton Oswald. Since many comedians have capitalized on their own catch phrases like "git-r-done" and "you know you're a redneck when" he decided to make up a meaningless phrase as his calling card. I have actually been hearing the phrase on the radio lately as a euphemism for having sex.

He was going on a date so I told him to put the puppy in the bucket.

by DwightB April 24, 2006

slosh puppies

running around in the snow naked

riley- "wanna go slosh puppies with me?"
kenzie- "sure thang"

by murry8 November 10, 2011

Tuscumbia Puppy

Any sexual act that leaves you feeling confused and slimey underneath a rural mobile home.

Man, I don't know what happened last night but I think I ended up with a Tuscumbia Puppy.

by Bamafam August 3, 2007

puppy lasagna

eating out a dog

wow i really want some puppy lasagna right now

by quacking froggie March 24, 2021

Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. When you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

Related to Cute Baby Syndrome

1. Person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner: Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have Cute Puppy Syndrome

by sbear October 21, 2010