dick pound

Placing your higher trump over another player's trump in the card game Euchre.

- An ace is led, and girl to left plays a nine of trump over it -

Girl: Yeah! I'm winning this trick.

- Guy plays a ten of trump on top of the nine -

Guy: DICK POUND!

by Bongoo December 12, 2011

russian pound cake

Where a man takes a giant shit in a girls mouth and then pours cake mix in with it and then has the girl bake it into a cake.

My girlfriend let me give her a Russian pound cake last night!

by Miriam websters Dictionary December 29, 2014

Two-Hundred Pounder

Two-Hundred Pounder too hun-drid poun-der:
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.

(n.)
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”

by Terrence Barnsworth December 9, 2008

Ass Pounder

1. One who pounds asses in his spare time.
2. A tasty-looking ass; usually on a woman.

1. Damn! 'djou see that guy? What an asspounder!
2. Sweet lovin Lord! She's got an Ass Pounder!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

C.C.H. Pounder

C.C.H. (Cold Crusty Heal Pounder) - In order to capture the esscence of the ol' C.C.H., one must hang out in an unfinished basement for 2 hours. This gives the bare feet a chance to cool down, catch some must. Once fertile, the heel is prepped and ready to go. Retrieve a nude female specimine as she will now experience Jesus in the form of a heel. Begin by slowly inserting your big tow... Graceyfully slide the remainder of your foot into the vagina. Once you get heel deep you know she's ready for "heel palpatations." Rapidly shake your foot within the vagina until it's bloody. Soon she will understand...

"Mom, I'll be home at 11:00pm after I give Solomon a C.C.H. Pounder."

by Wand Holder 094 June 29, 2009

few extra pounds

The way a fat chick gets around admitting she is fat. Especially when posting personal ads without pictures. Also known as "a little extra padding" or "curvy".

Her: I am 5'2, a few extra pounds blonde hair and blue eyes.
Him: What exactly is a few extra pounds?
Her: Why does it matter, I want a guy to love me for me?
Him: So you don't feel you should have to be honest with him until he is in love with you?
Her: Fine, last time I weighed myself I was 184 lbs, happy?
Him? Why would I be happy about wasting my time with a lying bitch who is almost 200 lbs and thinks that is only "a few extra".

by Areyadone September 26, 2005

Proud American

1. One who loves fast food, 200 lbs. toddlers, and road rage.

2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.

3. Any combination of 1 and 2.

1. A proud American went to McDonalds.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.

by Cynical Douche Bag June 28, 2011