pocket gas

process in which one makes a cup out of their hand, covers their butthole with it, farts, and proceeds to smother that hand in someone's face

I got pocket-gased the other day.

by Scott Inglesby April 26, 2005

Pocket Lint

Exs that never seem to go to far away and always seem to be stuck in your pocket no matter if you think you remove them or not there they are

My pocket lint called me on the phone last night telling me how much they love and miss me they can't seem to understand I have moved one

by Peanut Kitteh March 28, 2009

pocket sando

When one places an oily sandwich in anothers unworn jacket that is resting on a chair with the hopes that he will unknowingly put it on and walk away without realizing.

"Look at Baby Legs, that dude's got a sando in his pocket"

by C Dog April 16, 2004

Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 January 10, 2008

Pocket Call

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.

Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!

by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008

pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008