Please Die

A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.

Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...

by FuckAllOfYou... April 22, 2017

Pleased

Where one or more people/person feels proud or happy with an accomplished task

Pleasure to meet you Britney Spears / ‘ I am pleased with myself

by Claude Monet April 4, 2019

Bitch Nigger Please !!

Variation on Nigger Please !!
Demeaning retort after someone has made an outrageous or unrealistic statement.
Ideally used by a person of African American descent

She was totally into me dude...
Bitch Nigger Please !!

by Yemzee November 21, 2010

Plearn

v.i., to wax poetically and eloquently about something you know nothing about!

Person 1: Ah, the opera. So serene and sultry are the tenor's dulcet tones

Person 2: Dude, what're you plearning about... closest you've been to the opera is yo momma singin in the shower!

by P. Learn August 30, 2010

Pleasure Time

A game played with pool balls on a pool table. One player stands on each side of the table (played with 4 players in all). Each player receives 4 balls. The object of the game is to whip the balls around the table trying to crush your opponents fingers. If your fingers are hit, you have the option of staying in the game or quitting. The last person left is the winner. Once a ball falls into a pocket, it cannot be retreived. If all the balls are gone, then all the pockets are emptied onto the table and the game continues. Fast pace + lots of riccochet = fun game of Pleasure Time.

Hey man wanna shoot some pool?
Nah, I'd rather play Pleasure Time!
Didn't Johnny break his finger playing that game?
Yeah, but that's because he's a n00b.

by zeg_pertovich February 21, 2011

Pleasant Valley HS

A school in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.

Wow, I drove past Pleasant Valley HS and saw a bunch of kids juuling in their lifted Jeeps.

by @ligmanuts August 21, 2018

Please, Kill me

Said by the Spy in the 2007 game Team Fortress 2, This is one of many lines such as "Off to visit your mother!"

Red Spy: Please, Kill me

Blu Solider: No, Talk

by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021