phone limbo

When the lovely people on the other end of the phone put you into an infinite loop of either automated systems or department transfers or just on hold where no one is on the other end to pick up.

>I'm going to transfer you to the other department now.
\Could you stay on the line until they pick up?
>Sorry we're very busy, I have to get to the other callers.
\:five hours later in phone limbo:

by willis936 April 7, 2012

hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.

Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!

by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017

Green phone

Welcome your phone is full of Shrek porn.

My friend had a Green phone and I disliked him ever since.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

sell-phone

A cell phone or mobile device which advertisers uninvitedly use to sell things to cell phone users by sending them text messages but also popping ads on the interface, especially when users are surfing the Web.

Some advertisers uninvitedly turn my cell phone into a sell-phone, an S, E, L, L phone.

by but for July 19, 2018

phone to tv

The worst thing on YouTube that can very easily be pressed accidentally

When I was watching leafy near my mom I pressed the phone to TV button

by Mrkrabbs96 March 8, 2017

phone-coma

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.

Completely ignorant to the outside world.

Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.

I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.

Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!

I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.

by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011

Plasti-phone

A plastic appearing saxophone. Normally has a matte type of finish.

“The girl in the second row plays a Plasti-phone. Wonder how much it was.”

by Goochee August 16, 2018