Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

penguin

its the best animal alive

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by darealpenguin December 02, 2020

Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin May 08, 2018

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

Penguin

A very cute animal that lives in cold areas. They eat things that I don't know. Prob fish or something idk.

Penguin is the best animal ever!

by Penguins s June 27, 2023

Penguin

It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.

The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.

All he does is eat and play video games all day—he is such a penguin

by Idiosyncratic January 28, 2024

Penguin

Someone who is too responsible and generally not Belgium enough

You see that penguin over there caring about their future

by Cal Alexander April 03, 2019