hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015

Fukin Owned

You did that shit well bitch. Congrats.

Jim- dude I just took a shit like a boss.

James- wowo dude, u Fukin Owned that literal shit.

by Mydudewowie November 6, 2018

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

Own

Synonymous to "don't".

Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?

Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.

Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.

by Skrtgangster June 3, 2018