michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Female attractiveness scale (1-10)

A scale used to measure the attractiveness of women with 1 being the lowest or ugly as all get out and 10 being the highest or beautiful

On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five

by Capshelby01 September 19, 2016

Tipping the scales

1 Don't make a person flip out.

2 You did excellent.

Tipping the scales

* Someone talking crazy* You: Aye man don't make me tip the scales.
*Sarah passes her exam* her friend: daaaaaaaaaamn you tip the scales.

by Tip the scales June 18, 2022

Dickter Scale

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.

Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!

by Archerdog March 17, 2012

At Scale

Throwing more engineers at a problem that has already been solved long ago

Bill, we gotta figure out how to run this website at scale! This is new and exciting and we're going to have tons of users!

by 42133742 September 22, 2020

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016