Narrative

The inability to conceive of a happy ending.

Sometimes I think that the whole reason I met him was to discover that his wife was studying Counseling Psychology, if indeed that is the name of something a person might actually learn, with the great-grand-niece of Frida Kahlo. In the narrative of desire, perhaps what matters is not intimacy but it's counterpart: a new thought. In this sense, the lover is a necessary force, but rarely it's limit. I said: "Maybe this is the reason we met." Thinking of the yellow table, the third eye, the monkey in her arms. Dominant. I begged for an introduction, forgetting for a moment who I was. To him. For her. A cunt. Do cunts get to meet Frida Kahlo? In the flesh? Greeley, Colorado is where the slaughterhouses are. I'd like to visit that university town.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 27, 2008

Narty

A darty, but at night. Contrary to intuition this is much different than a regular party. Specifically must have outdoors options and a higher than acceptable black out percentage.

Dude, the party tonight is gonna be insane.

Its not a party bro - its a narty. So of course itll be insane.

by Nartyboy July 13, 2017

vehicular narcolepsy

chronically falling asleep anytime you're in a moving vehicle

"I'm so tired, but I can't fall asleep. Can you drive me around the block like my mom did when I was a baby, 'cuz I have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy"

by JenaB March 10, 2008

Narf

a word you use when there's nothing else to say.

A word used to avoid questions you don't want to answer.

Person 1: "so, did you cheat on your husband or not?"

Person 2: "narf."

by shakiracat November 29, 2011

Narina

A unicorn who likes to get high

Dave- "Hey, look a flying Narina!"

by Narineh October 18, 2009

narly

and no it doesn't mean cool, it means insane, when surfers say "that was a narly wave" they are saying it was insane and diffucult not that it was cool. narly is a word used to evoke an amazement that is slightly negative.

"That test was NARLY dude! I'll be lucky if I pass!"

by blah January 12, 2005

Nare

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about her is perfect, she is beautiful, charming, flawless girl with amazing big eyes and gorgeous smile that melts everyones hearts. it is impossibl not to fall in love with her, once you lay your eyes on her, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving her. Hands down she is Pure Perfection.

Nare=perfection

by juicylove March 30, 2011