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An Escalator Can Never Break 

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

i would never dance for a man 

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

I’ve never seen the world so insane before 

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

I’m not imagining things am I?
I’ve never seen the world so insane before

muhahahah.you’ll.never.know 

some random guy who made the definiton for "d". MOST. BORED. PERSON. EVER
person 1: muhahahah.you’ll.never.know is so bored
person 2: yeah ikr

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback 

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

You will never understand 

A phrase used when you've exhausted all known avenues to communicate an important issue.

Although it sounds condescending, it really isn't. It means that the person or people involved isn't able to see a different perspective.
You will never understand the issue. I can explain it multiple times and it goes over your head.