Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.

No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

by CoffeeAddictxd July 12, 2014

What f*kin McDonalds has a message

A word said when by a perplexed customer about a fast food establishment having an answering machine.

What f*kin McDonalds has a message? What do i say i want a burger tomorrow.

by Nonocircle225883 April 17, 2021

Ashley William McDonnell

An amazing person, if you ever get the chance to meet this man you're life will be changed forever!!

He is so kind, caring, awsome, funny, sweet, amazing, smart and humble
If you ever manage to catch him as your bf youre a lucky one
he also loves otters

Ashley William McDonnell is a gay name, but boiiii is he hot asf

by Empire90 February 23, 2022

mcdonalds

a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!

by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010

mcdoughnut

A guy who has a hot body but his face is like blehh. Sometimes he can be super sweet and nice, but sometimes hes mean. He also can be fem at some moments. But altogether, hes super cool and i love him :)

i just saw mcdoughnut!

by masterassassin March 21, 2008

mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

by the man August 22, 2003

McDonalds Drive-Thru

That one asshole that you meet in the drive thru when you order 15 Big Macs and all that he gives you is 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets and the douchbag says have a nice day so you flick him off.

McDouch: Hello sir I mean mam here is your order.
Customer: uh thanks sir.
McDouch: Your welcome mam.
(In Private)
Customer: What the fuck man he gave me 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets. I'm going to go order again inside. What a douchy McDonalds Drive-Thru
(Customer goes inside)
Customer: Hey I'll take 15 Big Macs to go.
McDouch: Here you go sir I mean mam. That will be 20 bucks.
Customer: Ugh ok here.
McDouch: Thanks mam.

by Dead Whiteman March 25, 2017