Max is a bit gay. He has no friends in real life and is a big poo poo head. He lives in his room and hasn’t seen daylight since the election of Trump. He eats fast food, most of it faster than his sex life, because he is a virgin. His favourite food I a meatball sub with Italian bread from soubway. He has no social life and plays with little squeakers on his wank machine. He mixes drinks like a cocktail waitress. His favourite game is minecraft. His hair is black, curly and longer than most people’s pubes.
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