Max is a bit gay. He has no friends in real life and is a big poo poo head. He lives in his room and hasn’t seen daylight since the election of Trump. He eats fast food, most of it faster than his sex life, because he is a virgin. His favourite food I a meatball sub with Italian bread from soubway. He has no social life and plays with little squeakers on his wank machine. He mixes drinks like a cocktail waitress. His favourite game is minecraft. His hair is black, curly and longer than most people’s pubes.
Go on then, be a Maxidale - BLOCK ME!?!
by UrjanApple January 19, 2019
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Q. How was your day today ?
A. Pretty maximale i must say
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Q. How was your day today ?
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by priest maxi March 25, 2013
Get the MAXIMALE mug.girl with a big heart. Sometimes people take her for advantage but don't realize how much it hurts her. She's confident and beautiful inside and out (also very funny). When she's upset its rare that she's sad, mostly mad and that confuses people. she's the type of girl who understands what your going through or at least tries very hard to. She gives great advice and can always be a shoulder to cry on
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