The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

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Matt Huber

The guy you dont want yo give your face too

did you see how matt huber wasnt active for a while

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020

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Matt Huber

The guy you dont want to give your pfp

but i dont want to matt huber

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020

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Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !

I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !

by J Arroz July 25, 2012

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matt burgher

this guy is very sexuial yet careing cute yet ugly an smart yet stupid he is the king of all asshole and needs his own award for it. also my phone batteray last longer then his relationships.

looks like we got another matt burgher

by awesomeness141 January 1, 2012

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