A stupid person who can't pass the national standards for academics. He keeps bragging about his dick size but it's usually about 5 millermeters. He basically has the mussels of a chicken. He thinks he's a gangster but really he's cancer. The only sport he can play is checkers and he can't even play that well.
While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.
After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.
Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.
"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"