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A stupid person who can't pass the national standards for academics. He keeps bragging about his dick size but it's usually about 5 millermeters. He basically has the mussels of a chicken. He thinks he's a gangster but really he's cancer. The only sport he can play is checkers and he can't even play that well.
Lockee is a gay ass crap hole who no one likes.
lockee by Hdhshsnd January 7, 2018

lockeston 

A very annoying kid who is stupid and struggles in sports. Usually constipated. Also really mean
You are so stupid, you are like Lockeston!
lockeston by I’m eheuehg May 21, 2018

Double Smokey Ball Locker

While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.
After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.

lockdown 

Used to determine the rotation of a blunt or other smoking device.
This way, lockdown!

I called "lockdown" on that blunt.
lockdown by Burn Burn September 14, 2004

The Hurt Locker 

Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.
"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"

Charlotte Locket 

A word that can be used instead of the word cunt! Times when you need to be polite.
Charlotte Locket by Matchewfudge December 11, 2009