boss lady

female leader in the workplace who exhibits an extremely authoritative demeanor.
Duties for "her highness" are usually relatively menial for her newer subservients; making her coffee, arranging her papers etc.
More experienced and favored underlings often "graduate" to higher responsibilites, such as giving her feet massage, going on "feminine products" errands, and possibly even vaccuuming her carpet after hours.

My boss lady expects total loyalty and respect. Her word is law.

by mace January 26, 2004

Tea Lady

A dated term refering to one's female spouse or sometimes one's mother. Depending on usage can be an insult or a term of endearment

Hey guys, I want to go to the strip club with you guys and all, but my tea lady says she is going to change the locks on the house if I go out tonight.

by Gumby1 November 11, 2005

Lady Gaga

An unoriginal mainstream artist who apparently has some talent because she knows how to play real instruments and write songs (like a lot of people do) but I suppose she had to get famous somehow so now all she does is sing over bad techno with way too much treble. People who like lady gaga like her because she's "different" because she dresses weird. But there is nothing unique about her music whatsoever.

"Why are you puking?"
"I don't know, I was just listening to the greatest hits radio station and got this horrible migraine in the middle of lady gaga's new song with way too much treble"
"Oh yeah, that happened to me last week"

by lncasd August 23, 2011

lady boner

when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.

"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"

by theonlyjoe-c. May 2, 2008

Lady Gaga boobs

A pair of breasts that are visually unappealing.

Ugh, look at the sad rack on that chick. She's got some definite Lady Gaga boobs.

by Tadsexington July 8, 2009

lady

Endearing term used to personify the vagina rather than use more direct terms such as pussy or hole so as not to embarass your sexual partner

Is lady hungry this evening?

by Crash888 March 20, 2008

Lady

An increasingly rare sub-species of human being. Sadly, most were killed off over the past few decades due to the introduction of a number of competitive species (bitches, hoes, etc.). Numbers have also been greatly reduced by race contamination, sexually transmitted diseases, and suicide due to mistreatment.

Proper ladies are expected to die out by 2065. What a sad ending to a noble story.

I want a proper lady in my life, but I only have bitches and lezzies.

by IHateYouAll November 8, 2012