lazy shuffle

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by aqxa on yr xbox April 13, 2022

lazy

Donald Trump not at least changing the channel to the good TV shows.

A lazy President for a lazy country.

by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2018

Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.

Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.

by G. GOFA May 2, 2010

Lazy

When you can't be bothered to come pick someone up, even though they would do they same for you.

Hey Anna, can you come pick me up? I can't get home! No sorry I'm too LAZY!

by The willy bum bum bum February 21, 2018

Lazy

Tristan.

Mom: Tristan you are so lazy.
Tristan: I don't care.

by captain k´nuckle October 12, 2019

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Lazy Day

Lucy and molly

I could really do with a lazy day

by jimmyjimmyjimmy April 22, 2018