Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

kill shade

Generally an African American dominated area of a community where a lot of crimes happen, mostly murders.

(Kill)=murders (shade)= a darkened out area, in this case a black community

"Ey we finna head down to the 7/11 or what?"

"Nigga you crazy, that's right in the kill shade! You'll be starin down the barrel of a choppa in two minutes!“

by Korbin the iceman November 18, 2013

kill workout

it is where you take the number of kills in a game that you made and do that many push-ups and sit-ups. And for each you had that is another set that you have to do.

hey, mom stop nagging me to stop gaming and go work out, i will just do a kill workout.

by TheAlmightyGodOfHalo January 2, 2014

killa ill

dank ass chronic

ya boy got some killa ill

by p00000000p May 24, 2016

kill drive

When some has the kill drive they become very motivated and unstoppable, to the point in which they are willing to kill anyone who is going to get in their way. If you have a kill drive you are an intense, hard core and skrilla motivated individual. You are willing to do what ever it takes to get to the top, no matter the cost. You take high level risks, fail and keep it pushin'. You know the only way to stop you is to.... well.... by your own method.

I can't hire that kid for my company, he dosn't got the kill drive we need to really get that Gouda.

I am that dude on deck with the kill drive to get the job done, get the heck outta my way before I right hook ya'.

This six pack of Lagunitas unlocked my kill drive now I'm strapped with the steel ready for the D.A.

by skrillaLoc November 26, 2017

killashlong

An extra large penis on a tiny person that defines the space time continuum

That guy uses a killashlong

by Mr. Large jr December 11, 2017

kill the moon

To create an episode of a television show or film in a franchise that is SO BAD that it not only damages the reputation of the series itself, and the reputations of all involved in making it, but it even damages the genre that the show was created in. Think 'jump the shark' or 'nuke the fridge' but x10: this is the ultimate nadir for creative artworks. The term derives from a ludicrous episode of the long-running science-fiction series 'Doctor Who' called 'Kill The Moon' (broadcast October 4, 2014) in which Earth's Moon turned out to be a giant dragon's egg that hatched and was then immediately replaced by another Moon: presenting a completely unbelievable version of science, this episode is considered by many to be the worst science fiction programme ever screened in the history of television. Past tense: killed the moon.

Joe: Hey, what did you think of the new Star Wars film 'The Last Jedi'?
Mike: O-M-G, that film was so bad - it sure did kill the moon!

by The Gazebo of Rassilon January 21, 2018