kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.

by dungdoit May 15, 2019

kelli o'malley

a short 12 year old female smurf.

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.

by whattiddo? November 22, 2010

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

Megyn Kelly

YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER!

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Emily Kelly

Emily kelly will be The sweetest girl you will know she is beautiful and kind if you know a Emily kelly don’t even lose her

Boy 1: hey you know Emily kelly right?
Boy 2: ya she is so sweet I don’t wanna ever lose her

by Emily kelly November 5, 2019

Kellie

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.

The girl I always dream about is a Kellie.

by Jiozx February 25, 2019

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018