Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.

"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 5, 2005

moll and johnnie

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

by the gabba goul January 8, 2005

Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

Johnny Nona

He is the gayest man on earth he slept with men such as Grayson

Johnny Nona is gay. He had sex with garyson

by Jaden Gui: Village leader July 28, 2021

Johnny Wasted

When someone is out of their brains drunk

"He got so Johnny Wasted last night that i just went home'

by Stefane January 11, 2009

Johnny Friedrich

A complete idiot. He doesn’t know how to act around girls, so that’s why he probably can’t get one. Oh and don’t forget he is a small bug you can step on.

“Hey Johnny Friedrich, your a dumb blonde small bug you know that!”

by chefpeepeeoof July 10, 2019

Johnny Bravo

absolute chad

This Johnny Bravo lookin' ass needs to get tf out of the passing lane.

by ham n cheese b siderz March 28, 2021