jimmy fallon

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬

As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
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jimmy anderson

Never gets pussy. Masterbates so much he has no finger prints. He likes hookers with large utters and getting gacked out on whoop chicken . Often spends whole pay checks on hand party’s at Asian massage parlors.
if I was jimmy Anderson is but more hookers
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Jimmy Bean

A name you might give your best fwend in the world.

You should always appreciate your jimmy bean.
Jimmy bean can you like my Instagram post
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Jimmy Jam

A slang term used by a 39-year old ex-stoner to describe any noun
"That's not how I wanted my Jimmy Jam", Arin screamed loudly whilst ordering subway.
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Jimmy Jam

When you hold on to your Ultimate in Overwatch but when you finally use it, it does jack shit.
We probably would have won that game if our D.Va didn't Jimmy Jam her fucking bomb.
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Chimmy Jimmy

A cheap trick.

“I can’t stand no chimmy ass trick on my telephone!”
-Daisy @r3aldaisy
There’s nothing worse than a chimmy trick. When he’s stingy with his money, he’s not a John, he’s a jimmy, Chimmy Jimmy!
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jimmy eyed

that guy is totally jimmy eyed!
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