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Jesse

Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!
"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."
by Migwelo April 22, 2020
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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
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Jesse

A bitch ass nigga who can't can any hoes bro is mad and a punk ass bitch
by Deeznuggs January 24, 2024
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Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand
Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!
by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024
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Jess Garland

A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt
Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!

Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018
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Jess Effect

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation
by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025
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Jesse

A singular individual often referred to as "Mufasa" From Disney's "The Lion King"; To be considered as a Jesse, the individual must have a mane the likeness of a lion, and be the sexiest man in the room at all times; Sometimes a Jesse is referred to as Raggy, or Shaggy, from Scooby Doo.
Billiam - Hey Jesse.
Jesse - Arrggghhhhhh!!
Billiam - WTF!!
by Hentai Fapper Sumpere May 5, 2018
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