New Jersey

okay okay, i sat back and read half the definitions that these white people in Jersey typed and i dont have a problem with it at all. Yes, Jersey is the best place, but its also one of the poorest places also. Majority of the people in the South Jersey area such as Hanover, Brick, Hamilton and all that other stuff has it kinda good that the people up in Essex and Union County.

New Jersey is by far the only state to have the most safest and most dangerous city in the nation. But if you havent noticed, there's 2 most safest cities (Hamilton and Brick) and 4 most dangerous cities. (Trenton, Camden, Newark, & Jersey City) What does that tell you?

Yes, Jersey is the home of plenty celebrities and happens to be one of the best places you can be from. But dont come and think everything will be all smiles and laughter because you're thinking wrong.

Take a trip to Irvington, East Orange, or Elizabeth with a nice sidekick or even a cell phone. Let's just hope you make it out alive.

New Jersey, home of the good and the bad, expect the un-expected.

by RACE325 May 14, 2008

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New Jersey

One bitchin' state where all these losers are hatin' because they're just jealous of the superiority. They can't handle east coast champions Nets or Stanely Cup winning Devils. So suck your penis or dildo you haters.

Dude: Yo man i was in Jersey
Fat Dude: No way man thats so fucking awesome!

by Max S. April 2, 2004

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New Jersey

The Best State in the country! People that hate New Jersey are true lusers. This state is the best for a million reasons. One reason is because it has the best beaches in the world. Another reason it is the best is becuase every part of NJ is REALLY REALLY REALLY rich! It is also the wealthiest and most expenicive state to live in! (average home cost in NJ is over $700,000!!!!!!) Thats Hott.

Q: Where you from?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Jeez, you must be super rich.

by Katie Morei May 13, 2005

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Jersey shore

The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.

Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"

by BEASCH January 18, 2008

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Jersey foot

The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet

fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?

Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us.

by jersey beach bum October 16, 2005

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